Funny quotes of dating
Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on.
If you have been through heartbreak, laugh at your mistake.
The quicker you bounce back, the easier you are able to move on and develop new relationships.
Here are funny relationship quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.
We take the time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s).When you go to a party, you can observe couples and tell which couple had a fight before coming to the party and which one will have a fight after the party.When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side.Linda Festa"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders."Erma Bombeck"Marriage has no guarantees.If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Frederick Ryder"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
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Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."Bobby Kelton"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."Agatha Christie"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."Glenn Beck"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."Benjamin Franklin"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward."Laurence J.