Embarrassing online dating stories
But he was still sitting there choking, and he actually started spitting food up onto both of our plates.He finally stopped and drank some water, then he just started to eat again! I powered through dinner, and when we walked out, he tried to kiss me.When the waiter charged him full price, he was so ticked off that he refused to pay the bill—and got fired because of it. I was more than happy to pay just to get out of there." —Mona K., 29"I was at dinner with a man I met online when he had one of those terrible choking fits that won't stop.I gave him water, offered him napkins, and kept asking him if he was OK.He explained the choking by saying he'd eaten part of his napkin. I dry-heaved all the way home." —Joanne B., 53"I’d been talking to this guy online for a couple of weeks, and we decided to go running in Central Park. I wore a cute workout outfit and texted him to let him know what I was wearing so he could spot me.
It was a crowded theatre, and the only seats available to him and his friends were right next to me and my date.
We were moving from gin and tonics to beer when he suddenly showed up with shots. ' After the concert, we went to his place, did the deed, and passed out. M., I woke up with throbbing pain in my ankle and couldn't put any weight on it.
I thought it was broken, maybe because someone jumped on it when we were dancing.
He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!
At one point, he even asked the elderly women sitting next to us if we made an attractive couple. ' I was so embarrassed, apologized to them, and said he was right—you buy any kind of crap online." —Sonia V., 41"I was on a blind date.